(715): I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
(703): spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
(571): whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
(209): So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!".
(615): It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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